Saturday, December 30, 2006

Happy Yew Near!!!

New year is just around the corner. No time to make changes to my biological alarm. I'm as farny as I get...farny, now there's an interesting unreal word. How funny is farny? Well, it is when you hear a joke and it is so funny that you laugh and crack a fart at the same time...

2005 flew pass... 2006 was a joke... 'Wonder what 2007 has in store for me and my little brother Johnson...Forgive him for being shy...

Thursday, December 28, 2006

The Druid's Top 20 Songs for The Moment

1. Krusty - Papa M
2. Romulus - Sufjan Steven(s)
3. Between the Bars - Elliot Smith
4. Reckless Driving - The Jim Yoshii Pile Up
5. I'll Be - Edwin McCain
6. Ein Grauerstar In Der Kavallerie - Appendix Out
8. Regulate - Warren G???!!!! ( people, trust me on this one)
9. Creep - Stone Temple Pilots
10. Motion Picture Soundtrack - Radiohead
11. Three Libras - A Perfect Circle
12. Planet Caravan - Black Sabbath
13. Planet Caravan - Pantera
14. One - U2
15. Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town - Pearl Jam
16. Sovay - Andrew Bir'ds Bowl of Fire
17. Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd
18. Stay - Lisa Loeb
19. Canticle/Scarborough Fair - Simon & Garfunkel
20. Yele - Wyclef Jean

Strange...strange

Again, I have experienced a new feeling. It happened last night.

Right after my 7pm detox rendezvous, I was lying on my bed when Karna started scratching my door to let her in. In an instant I got up and went to the door. Just as I opened the door, all the blood that swelled up my head started rushing straight down to my toes...That's all I remembered, until I opened my eyes and I was looking directly at a ball that always lay in the corner of my room. My laundry bag was over me and I felt a sharp pain right behind my right ear. I was practically lying flat on the ground and Karna was licking my feet.

I just blacked out... it's an interesting feeling. I had hit my head on the wall, hence the pain. But I just don't remember all that happening... But I felt really content for some odd reason right after that...

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

One Night with Romulus a.k.a. Montana



This is what happens when you have 2 guys, some spliff with 1/3 buddha and 2/3 apple flavoured tobacco to the dot, and idle minds with ample of room for improvement...impromptu improvements... - thanks to shoban & psychadevil

Friday, December 22, 2006

Trusty! The great snack for...

Dogs love it...


Even snails love it!


Trusty... The trusted soulfood for canines and molluscs
...

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Shmathematicks me off!

Are we really that accurate?

Here is an example:

Time

12:00:01 Jonas : Hey Kim, Can you tell me the exact time right now?!

12:00:07 Kim : Why, sure...(checks his watch. Time - 12:00:10)

12:00:12 Kim : It's exactly 10 seconds past 12...

So how accurate are we really?

A dumb flow of thought called mind-junk.

Here's another one:

I believe that 1 + 1 isn't neccesarily 2. well, at least it doesn't apply in the natural world. Take one male and one female and combine them together and over time, the equation will result to more than 2.

Why time isn't a factor in regards to simple math?

Math is so materialistic...

So, any of you with answers pls respond. But please none of the maths-whizz jargons, just plain simple english...

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Blanko myself...


Minimal Lucidity

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Testing My Boundary II: Conceptualise II





Here's another one. I bet you are thinking of coral reefs, right?! Wrong... this one is actually a photo of TKB's ( my friend) halved prayer/ archan coconut after a week on the altar. Note the well-coloured spores...

Testing My Boundary II: Conceptualise







This on the left is a picture I took a few days ago on the way to Ampang Point. It's a random picture of a skyscraper, some old buildings on each side and some trees right in the middle. But this little brain of mine didn't stop at that. Drumroll... Manipulation! Not graphic though, just mind manipulation. Now, look at the picture again and can you make out a hard white dick, the pubic region and legs spread eagle??

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Testing My Boundary - Batu-Batan

Which is Better? THC in its purest form, or Cannabutter? Smoke, choke, and croak (Inhalation, regurgitative spasm, death)? Do I believe in this order? Do you believe in this order? I prefer not to go in detail on this subject as none of us are anywhere close to each other's precise pin pointed settings (as in the computer term). I have just managed to burn the tip of my left eyebrow as I was lighting a cigarette. Aloofness takes the lead leaving practicality 10 points behind...by the way, there is a new member in the family now, a Motorola C261, and he is passive; can't get him to do any better with the given 1.2mbs space. All this talk after just 2 hits from some compressed factory grown. Miss Nimbin a little too much. Think she'd walk back to me and say, "o'druiid, come here and sit on my bosom and I'll take you back to Bundjalung country"?

A penny for you Thought, a nickel for your Kiss... a dime if you tell me that you Love me...
-Wyclef Jean "Guantanamera"

If you say, "jump!", I ask you, "how?"


Signing off...

Iblis OnThe Leg