Back from the 'Pig'sDayOut'

Just got back from my cousin's wedding dinner that took place last night. 9 course dinner. I cleaned my bowels completely and I didn't have any lunch before the 'Live Pig-Out Session'. Then came them dishes one by one. 10 persons per table. I made sure mine had no more than 4 people. The less the merrier.... I thought. Then came them dishes. 9 courses in all. I didn't qwaste time pigging-out when the first dish arrived. I was bloated by the time the 3rd dish was served. the 4th one was Crab Meat Soup....I wanted to throw-up! Crab Meat Puke.... The food sucked. But I'm not complaining.