Shitless

What is it with me? I fear getting up late every morning. I have a wedding dinner to attend tomorrow. And i feel shitless. No, i really mean it. I tried to shit this morning but nothing came out. But it is even worse when sometimes your brownie hangs out of your rectum, having not decided whether to drop or not. He just hangs there. And the slightest of move would just make things worst by splitting the brownie into two parts; half floating in the bowl and the other half trying to get back in.
Anyway, i'll be attending my cousins wedding. The only reason why i will be attending it, is the fact that they are serving a 9 course chinese dinner! Yum Yum! We may have our indifferences, but we try not to bring to the dining table. So i will tell more when i get back on Sunday.